And what do you base this "guarantee" on? You can say that deeply religious people like to interject their beliefs into every conversation, but the same can be said about deeply liberal people. The fact that you wrote this scathing post about a woman just because she happened to express a worldview that did not match…

Legit question: if she thought the Rumba was too sexual, why did she chose it for her dance? This week was apparently choose-your-dance-themed, so she could have done a PG waltz or swing or anything else that didn't imply sexy wiggling. Instead, she tried to pass off a series of choreographed, aggressive hugs as…

Thank you. "Awareness" is stupid. Everyone knows what cancer is by now! Christ. Slacktivism at it's best.

So, everyone? Can we agree that we're all aware of cancer as a general concept? Maybe even that we're all aware of certain types of it, like breast cancer?

"Hmmm, I have a really great body and a well sized cock. Is there a way for me to publicly advertise this without seeming like a creep?"

Everyone should stop beating around the bush and just get to "Tittyfucking for Breast Cancer Awareness" already. Because that's where we're heading.

It's an either or, people. You're either with socky dicks or you're with cancer. Pick a side.

I came here just to make sure Oatmeal Cream Pies were #1. NUMBER SIX?

Bless your heart, you obviously didn't grow up in the south. Down here everyone knows that nostalgia is the ingredient that makes Little Debbies not taste like crap. After sweating half to death marching in the July sun at middle school band camp in rural southeastern Kentucky, biting into a Nutty Bar, Fudge Round,…

Nutty Bars need a SIGNIFICANT promotion.

Thank you. I was already shaking my head, and the disrespect of the Nutty Bars threw me right into HELL NO territory. The blatant disregard for the Fudge Rounds and Oatmeal Cream Pies (the Baby Jesus of snack pastries) were the "weird, terrifying" creme on top.

This list is wrong, you are wrong, and everything you love is wrong.

Nothing seasonal!? But what about these sweet, sweet babies? #1 in my heart forever.

What? No! zebra cakes are the best! I have one snack food weakness and its zebra cakes. I agree with just about everything else though. I can't eat the cosmic brownies at all.

One cannot be rational and put pecan spinwheels above nutty bars.

My favorite kind of porn is Oatmeal Creme Pie.

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

14 FOR ZEBRA CAKES?! FUCKING 14?! GRUMPY CAT SAYS NO!

Starcrunch at #2 is a statement I can get behind but Nutty bars at #17 is me giving you the *side-eye* of thinking olives are bad. In other words, NOPE.

Fancy cakes are the supreme little debbie snack cake. SUPREME.