Mine does not understand the “because I am a person and you are a cat” argument at all. He thinks all the tapioca is for him. All the space at the foot of the bed is for him. The five minutes before my alarm clock goes off is for him.

My cat snores, yodels, and plays with the blinds. I haven’t slept through the night in TEN YEARS without earplugs and ativan.

My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.

If this person thinks that cats will not you up in the middle of the night with their cries, he/she clearly does not know cats.

My other cat, Felix, does that shit. He’s so chill during the day but sometimes at night he lets out these horrible howls, like he just realized he’s going die someday.

YES. I’ll hear it from the other room. And it is such pain. Such kitty emotional pain.

Cats really do take on a whole different tone in the middle of the night, don’t they? My kitty is a high-pitched fast-paced meower during the day, but at night he sometimes wakes me up with these insane-sounding howls of sadness. Like, he’ll literally be sitting in the floor in the dark yowling. I’ll turn on the light…

MrsPye’s cat wakes me up because she’s bored and I’m a lighter sleeper than MrsPye. (MrsPye has also woken me up because she was bored, so I assume that’s why they get along so well.)

Is your cat sad because no one could possibly understand what she’s going through? My cat is sad because it’s summertime and living ain’t easy.

My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.

That guy is obviously a quack for so many reasons. What kind of therapist tries to instill anger where there is none? But I think it’s worth pointing out that he is further evidence of a direct correlation between people pushing non-interested or not-yet interested parties towards adoption and people being assholes.…

"Another goodie is the guy who is having problems with a friend, but doesnt want to break it off fully cos the friend gives him free video's at the video store."

Her imdb page has a couple singing credits on soundtracks. If Nina Dobrev considers herself "very famous" then she may also consider herself a "singer and actress."

...and moved to Toronto when she was 2. If that's "growing up" then she's basically a reverse Ariana Grande, adulting all over the place before she can tie her own shoes.

I'm thinking that the actress fudged a few things so that it wouldn't be super obvious who she is. If she had said "passover" then it would have narrowed down the pool of potential candidates pretty quickly, right?

I'd be pretty sad if I wasn't allowed to poop.

I think I'd probably end up doing it anyway, but we all know I have poor self control.

Maybe she could just carve out some time for pooping? That seems like the biggest problem of all, I can't imagine.

"...I tried to change the details so no one can recognize me because I don't want this post to end up in tabloids."

I know several people who consider themselves "very famous" whom no one has ever heard of. I suspect this doll may be one of those. I smell delusion.