“you know what would probably be good? if you microwave them for maybe 15 seconds... and then threw that one away because you’ve ruined it”

Aw. Goodbye Dave.

*Dave ascends to heaven*

If it makes you feel any better I am happy to sexualize women of any age.

Needs some Pedobear.

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY THE WORSE CATS.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH RAT TO SAVE OBAMA?

Is this a Zardoz reference?

Hahah thank you for calling this out, I noticed that remark too.

I’m still waiting for the day I can toss my dad to the wolves. He doesn’t know that I think he’s horrible, and I doubt he’d understand if I told him, he’d just invalidate my feelings and think I was an ingrate. He doesn’t appreciate my mom (the figurative glue that held our family together all these years) and he’s…

Mythical for you, perhaps. ;)

Hahah thats too good. Also, historically accurate!

It happened to me. I ran into a restaurant to find my cellphone that I left in there, left my son locked in the car (he was five), buckled in his car seat for just a minute. Some big fat dude and his family saw him in there and when I walked out of the restuarant I saw the dude standing by my car calling the cops. I…

As you should. There can be only one Snake, and its name is Nibbles.

Looks like some fast paced action!

Hahaha that body builder watching him.

haha that first tweet is such a good burn.

Cat model is not very adept at throwing things, but man, can it drive a scooter!

Loots like its time for DotA: The Board Game.

Ditto. I dismissed it because of the Youtube generation-ness of it, I don’t care for jump scares, gameplay doesn’t look interesting to me. But I have definitely spent enough time on FNAF wikis and watching theory videos and explanations of the plot. I respect that. :)