“Fedora and trenchcoat”

Some things never change.

Obviously final judgements are reserved for then, but Star Wars trailer got me hyped up for a movie I wasn’t all that interested in. Same has happened for other movies, and I know they don’t always live up to the trailer, but... yeah I just wanted this to excite me more. :P

Which is too bad because last years tiny, leaked ComicCon trailer had me pretty excited.

Aw bummer, I had always meant to check this out but never got around to it.

Is it too late for me to be adopted?

Aren’t there also ties between Morgellons and conspiracy theories? I swore I used to read some (fake) connection between chemtrails and Morgellons.

Press X to Fatality

Except the actual lore/truth is not kid-friendly at all.

Dying at the guys falling off the roof ad naseum. Lol.

Really beautiful animation in that ad. Made the game itself seem underwhelming looking lol. Assuming those are from some actual cutscenes in the game though?

Assumed the player who shot it is controlling it, but wondered why they didn't just loop around the whole maze lol.

There's another one:

Hahah that apple pie crater is great.

It really bothered me that he didn't Cruel Taskmaster that Yeti.

You can only set up stuff like this when you have a friend playing against you, with a deck that compliments yours, and making the moves that help you complete the set-up. This is not a configuration you'd likely ever run into in the game in an actual competition, friendly or otherwise.

I also came to point out the flat cigarettes!!

That was my thought too! He picked up one party member and left the rest to get zapped. SORRY GUYS!

Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik is in the middle of an episodic story, The Judging Wood. Here's part one, published March 6. Go to the main site for parts 2-4. Read more of Penny Arcade

WHERES MY NEXT LAYTON MOVIE!?

Yeah I wanted to chastise that too. Those lyrics are fucking bad though.