Before I read the article, I read the title and looked at the picture and thought “oh cool! That one looks and dresses kinda like me!” I am a 33 year old female.

The shade was so delicious.

sluuuuuurp

gurrrrrl. Micellar water. Any brand. That shit works like a charm.

gurrrrrl. Micellar water. Any brand. That shit works like a charm.

me too! Addy’s books were the best, too.

LOL did she have to go on a waiting list or find a lash donor?

poop knife. in case his poop was so big that the toilet wouldn’t flush, which is like the worst thing ever at a house party. poop knife.

Yep, same here. I had c cups at age 13 and didn’t even like boys until 15. I lost count of the gross moron comments I’ve received about my chest size over the years. Investing $70 in a rib-murdering corset-like ‘sports bra’ or stuffing myself in 2 cheaper sports bras just so I don’t give myself or my treadmill…

YES. It IS fucking awful. I can’t wait to get mine downsized after I’m done popping out kids.

THIS.

maybe her kid is like my kid and sleeps midnight-9am. or maybe everyone needs to shut the fuck up forever and concentrate on the fact that SOME FUCKHEAD SHOT A SMALL CHILD WTF I’M MOVING TO MARS

I’m a parent and I’m happier than I was pre-parenthood. The initial adjustment period (first year) was rough, but I also had postpartum depression. Once I figured how to carve out time for myself regularly, things are pretty damned good!

These paranoid/delusional people are mentally ill and unfit to properly care for children.

the only thing I cannot stand is them talking at the same time. it’s grating as hell!

no disrespect, but what in the fuck does she know about women’s issues?

crotches for watches

Well, that’s shitty.

They essentially tortured that poor, poor kid by letting him just writhe with meningitis while making him choke down their bullshit. Fuck these people. Lock them up and rehome their poor kids to a family who isn’t batshit crazy.

carpenterlookingassbitch YAS

You should try taking a shit once in a while. Then you might not be so full of it <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3