I had an alcoholic doctor named Dr. Reck as a kid. Don’t ask why we repeatedly returned to an alcoholic doctor, haha.

WHY

WOOOOOOORD.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF US

it sounds like this artisan thumb piano i play in a band you’ve never heard of

LOL. There are so many great (awful) things about this that I can’t even pick a (least) favourite!

aw I get it! Boys show you they like you by pulling your braids and pushing you! How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *slow-motion projectile vomit*

Also she signed my boob.

Peaches can do no wrong.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why??

nahhhhh it doesn’t.

Yeah, really. WTF??

Blen has my vote.

YES! Somebody else knows about the dolphin-sound-swearing episode! This episode consistently makes me laugh so much.

So I can’t be the only one imagining uber drivers’ cars just filled with terrified cats, howling, pissing, barfing, and stress-shitting all over the place?

They cut some corners, though, and I respect that. Like that choker she’s wearing that came from the ribbon section at Michael’s WTF $31M DOWN THE DRAIN THE CHOKER RUINED IT.

the 7-year pen is buttery smooth and has the right girth.

the 7-year pen is buttery smooth and has the right girth.

peaches n cream

dildo icecream sandwich.