Shania Twain?

You know what would go a long way toward intersectionality? If every white woman who ever claimed that she was a feminist or wore a pussy hat or marched on Washington or who simply regrets not supporting Black women against white supremacy and patriarchy EVER or...stay with me now...if every white woman who claimed…

It’s a shame this woman didn’t forcibly fuck the statue while it was drunk so we could throw the case out.

This isn’t the first time. There’s been some real WTF moments in here lately.

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

Just leave him. You don’t get to act like a paternalistic colonizer and then get your body recovered through even more outside contact with a society that clearly wants none. He can rot.

I don't think we get to say what's appropriate when it comes to someone else's grief. 

I own a dog walking buisness and one time my client canceled a walk via text and then shortly after sent another text saying: “ugh skipped work today cuz I spent all last night drinking wine and fucking. So hungover.". Obviously meant for a close friend not the dog walker. She was mortified. 

When I lived abroad, I fell hard for a British guy, Paul, who was also living abroad. He had gotten divorced after being married a very short time. He said he walked in on his wife fucking some other guy and he was heartbroken. (In retrospect, this was probably BS.)

I don’t like you enough to respond to a text in a timely manner. Please stop texting me, I don’t want to be friends anymore. Just stop.

Don’t do it! 5 minute shows - that’s like the ‘crack’ of viewing content. Before long you’ll be sleeping under a storefront and tuning in to make the itch go away :O !

Fuck. This is the thing that will finally convert me to Snapchat.

I live in this area, and drive past this temple every day. My wife has gone to services there multiple times, I have been to charitable events there, and our good friend (who is safe, thank god) is an active member. This is literally my back yard.

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.

Okay, so this isn’t a Halloween story, but it is SPOOKY and I don’t want to admit it to anyone IRL so imma tell it here.

Last night I took an Ambien and had a very vivid dream about cutting off my midback-length hair. This morning I groggily staggered to the bathroom and the sink was FULL OF HAIR and I look like…

Diamond & Silk have an exclusivity clause in their contract with the Trump Organization.

i could understand actual people of color not wanting to be on the same PLANET as this woman, much less her show. still, tho, seems like she could have found some white people that werent demonstratively, performatively white. those people with her are like what would happen if you made a neural network watch 1000 hou…

She wouldn’t find one person of color.....

That would only complicated things.