It’s Hilaria Baldwin. Hilary Burton is someone else. Typos and mistakes happen but maybe don’t make those kinds of mistakes when you’re talking about someone’s loss.

Also, France, Germany, and the UK apparently do not have this new thing called “sun.”

It was very professional, she said please when she should have just said fuck off.

Please take this comment back to 1997 where it belongs.

I have! I grew some a few years ago. I thought kind of tasted like pineapple, it wasn’t a very strong pineapple flavor, my husband thought they were sour, but he doesn’t like regular strawberries, so that probably influenced his opinion.

Forget about that, can we talk about his gel free ‘do?

Yes!  It is so very good.  The passion. The betrayal.  So much great art.  Such a price.

Gerard Butler was once the only other person taking my yoga class. Can confirm he definitely always looks like he’s just come off a bender. 

hot take, which is wrong but mine anyway: I am here for this

Inco-fucking-rrect, Megan.

The dog’s name, alas, is Lucy Lucy Apple Juice.

Lie or no lie, I still don’t understand why Lisa is getting pounded on and not Dorit.

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

Wait, you trash the baguette but covet the cherry bag?!!! That shit is playboy bunny, ‘going out top’, chunky highlights basic AF.

My week sucked. I was mugged the other day and lost my bag, purse, keys. I had to wait 3 hours for the council to gain entry to my flat, then the food bank couldn’t help me and I was not in the mood to argue the fact, I was weepy and upset. I nearly put my phone in pawn to afford to get through the next few weeks but…

no, Milania is not a musician now.

Bless your heart.

Really? That was staged for a music video and she was 20. And they danced like they were at a middle school dance.

Young Courtney Cox was 20 and ‘Grandpa’ Bruce was 35 in 1984, when CC was hired to dance with him in a video (Dancing In The Dark). Nice attempt to deflect to a white dude and call him creepy. If dancing with soemone 15 years younger in a video is creepy, then Madonna, Cher, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez should all…

Dry January 2019. Made it until January 3.