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A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…
And yet when I tweet my doctor for a refill on Xans, he tells me “get some help” and “I have a PhD in econometrics, I’m not that kind of doctor.”
L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz is actually series of books, each one creepier than the last (he must have been a very strange man, but he did give us the concept of the brightly lit stage-like department store display window, and I am not making this up.)
My parents always thought it was so cute that I’d tuck all my dolls to sleep at night. They’d find their shoes turned into makeshift beds filled with Barbies. Tissue boxes were emptied in pursuit of tiny blankets. I was just such a loving kid with caretaker instincts. What they did not know was that my older sister…
She is great! That hat tho! What is it? Like its a bad shape and a weird snake print and I know she like, *IS* fashion but that hat man. It is bad.
I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE!
I generally look to the Real Housewives when getting medical advice. Glad to know I’m not the only one.
A Venn Diagram of the TI fan base (left circle) and the Melania fan base (right circle):
On the flip side, I can’t wait for dedicated Trump voters across America to pay thousands of dollars to TI just to record video of themselves deleting the files off their phone or cut up the CDs.
Melania, honey, you’re just calling attention to it. Your fan base does not overlap with TI’s.
Ford’s comment about laughter being the most hurtful detail she remembered really resonated with me, and I teared up when she said it.
Nothing screams “classy” like an adjustable band.
I accidentally stumbled onto a Lil Xan interview once where he talks about tattooing his face before anything else so that he’d had to succeed in the music industry (since he couldn’t do anything else with the tattoos) and it made me so sad. I’m not usually one of those tattooed people who subscribed to the “you earn…
He kinda looks like Carl Gallagher
All I know about Soho House is that Samantha had to pretend to be british to get in to use the pool in that one SATC episode. Based on that alone, this story makes sense to me.
She was in Nothing But Trouble, damn her for all eternity.
OMG!!!!! What a fucking piece of garbage and it makes me sad that he is only one of millions who think that way. You lost a good dog walker but also got rid of an asshole.
Aww that’s awesome! I love hearing that queens are super lovely and nice IRL