Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

Cake is ugly

kim is out there wearing a style on her head than many a poc, in many of place of work, cannot without fear of termination or ridicule.

I refer to this kind of behavior of publicly and ill-advisedly airing concerns regarding your estranged adult children with as voighting. But if he keeps it up, I’m going to start referring to it as markling.

I just feel sorry for everyone. I am lucky to have been to jail for a few minor things (breaking apartment lease, not going to court = court of contempt and they WILL issue warrant for your 18-year-old broke ass!) and to have met women who have lost babies to drugs. I no longer have any anger or judgment, it’s all…

London is my favorite city in the whole wide world, and this just reinforces that love a thousandfold. Good lookin’ out, Londoners! 

This #bigbabyblimp #trumpybaby is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a really long time. It’s made my week. Good work London 👶🇬🇧

And surprisingly cheap looking, considering the size of those diamonds.

Under Ohio law, strippers are not allowed to touch patrons—unless it’s a family member.

I’m assuming everyone needs help. You all need help.

This cunt. That’s all I’ve got to say. 

I popped in just in time to say “Goodbye”

No.  You are not alllowed to announce your retirement on the same day as Kennedy.  Pick another day.

I loved how she bought Domains under peoples names when they wronged her (not really but in her eyes at least), she’s the type of villan I root for.

Jax is an absolute garbage trash monster. Do not be fooled by his happy face. He is manipulative and generally horrible to his betrothed. Brittany is sweet but willfully naive, having barreled past every red flag that has been waved in her face (including him cheating on her and making it partly her fault, and…

I also just wanted my Sims to be happy. Sometimes, I’d accidentally make them rush to work without heading to the washroom and they’d pee themselves while walking into the house and I felt really really bad whenever that happened!

Not only have I never tortured my Sims, I have turned off the death feature. In my Sims world, everyone has a mansion and the absolute best clothes. Who are you monsters???

This is totally not dirtbag related, but I wanted to reach out to those that were so kind and supportive last night when I posted about potentially putting my cat down today. She spent the day at the vet and her blood work revealed that she has an infection and that a round of antibiotics should hopefully have her…

the second season is not set in a high school, but in the 1700s and is supposed to revolve around Marie Antoinette

Well, shit. That one hurts.