Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

The print on that was done by Salvador Dali and he thought the lobster represented a vagina with teeth. I’m dead serious. Wallis Simpson wore it in Vogue and it became whatever the 1930s equivalent of a meme was. Sort of like Bjork’s swan dress or FKA Twig’s penis dress or anything Rihanna has ever worn.

Baroque Lobster.

Bib: ✓

That lobster is a nice throwback to original Schiaparelli.

If my boobs looked as great as the girl in the denim blue jeans and long hair, I would walk around topless all day.

Free the nipple (and the uterus)! These ladies are badass.

this is actually pretty funny

RiDi or LeAnna. Or LeRi (as I’m leery about this info). But I guess if this is their second go around, RiCap.

She can but she consistently chooses not to.

We’ve been over this already. Being in her late twenties, she’s just too old for him. Cruel cruel fate has caused her to grow one year older, annually. It will never happen and love is dead.

I have to admit, I’m not sure I totally get this one. Rihanna surely can do much better.

Okay, but did someone take those pictures with a bag phone from 1995?

I’m giggling because besides the pinecone, this describes my sister’s wedding last summer in alarmingly close detail. We had plastic tables and plates, and the ring bearer was a golden retriever, but other wise, spot-on.

oh definitely. probably in a barn with one long, rustic wood table decorated with wildflowers in mason jars.

Mimi getting married. I’m sure it will be a modest, understated affair.

I’m going to sob when he leaves office. I can’t imagine having another president as willing to show his kind, loving, emotional side.

If we threw out every show with an actor or director who did something reprehensible, we would have nothing to watch.

Either Lea Michelle has been replaced by a life-sized molded rubber action figure in a wig, or she needs to back WAY THE FUCK OFF on the makeup.