1D is down?

also, a follow up:

vaping

I FOUND OUT ON THURSDAY THAT MY FINAL DISSERTATION EDITS WERE APPROVED AND I AM NOW DR. HURRIKATE

Ladies....I gots a man. A good man. A hardworking, loving, understanding, hot as hell, man. He officially asked to be exclusive Christmas Day. I really had given up hope. I’ll be turning 30 this year and it feels good to know he’ll be by my side *fingers crossed* Basically, don’t give up!!!

FUCK i thought it meant worship, as in “I worship this couple together.” Jesus I am SO FUCKING OLD and now I’M FURIOUS

i miss ‘i thee dread’ so much :(

does it cover only wedding #1 or does cover weddings 1 - 10?

I'd culturally appopriate all of this if someone told me it was okay.

Oh my goooood, I love Cardi!

THIS VIDEO CHANGED MY LIFE

I just turned 30. And it makes me very sad that I’m considered an old now. Very very very sad. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to throw on the first Now that’s what I call music while I flip through a coffin catalogue. Do we think a white coffin is tacky? I’ve got a lot of decisions to make.

I read that her name is Natalie Light?

a rare medical condition called “auto-brewery syndrome,” in which the woman’s digestive system converts common food carbohydrates into alcohol.

He should order some wet wipes too. Cheddar popcorn dust will get all over him, if he doesn’t wipe his fingers carefully.

Sorry all those people are so boring.

what does it even say?

Someone, for the love of God slap the shit out of Kylie since Kris has missed SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES.

I loved these performances and love that she could get four guys to join a band called Yeast Infection.

with her new band, the uniquely-named and cringe-inducing, The Yeast Infection