Kristen is the gift that keeps on giving. Honestly, she is crazy but smart at the same time. Like a human version of Rikki Tikki Tavi with a twist of Jekyll mixed in. I love her.

That’s why it’s the FU finger next to the ring. ;)

Its 10am Boxing Day and I am just about to start work.

I hope someone bought Jamie King some shirts for Christmas so she can make a complete outfit

is it Rita Ora???

Wikipedia even tells me they owed “$414,000 in restitution” after being convicted of fraud last year!

God help you Merry Gentleman, let nothing you dismay...

I’m sure it’ll be full bodied with thick legs, rich and give me a headache. I suspect it will be a fighting variety.

Rocco = REBEL HEART

Highlight of my morning.

Girl’s Guide is pretty good.

I know a Quin Noah. Close enough?

I can confirm I have met a baby named Kale. It was so hard to talk to her mother with a straight face.

I bet Kale is already in use. And Quinoa.

I’m actually pissed Ezra is so popular because it’s been one of my favorites forever. And yes, I did listen to a lot of Better Than Ezra in high school, why do you ask?

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into…

Kandi’s never been bitchy. I’m going with Phaedra.

OKAY I’LL BITE. I watched the show and its like...she’s sick. I don’t think she’s not sick. But she won’t. stop. showing. everyone. shes. sick.

Yeah, but Sonja on NY is a hoot!