It’s the eyes — Jackie’s were very wide set. My mom took a drawing class from someone who had known her, and he said it was difficult to look her in the eyes when talking because they were so far apart. Also, it’s one of the reasons that so many pictures of her were taken at an angle and not straight on.

More like “Lackie” because there’s definitely something missing. I think it’s the bone structure. I know that there is a way for actors to tighten and release facial muscles, as well as use prosthetics, but there just isn’t a single shared feature. Katie Holmes at least had the pointy chin, less angular face shape,…

I own a candle company (with a brick & mortar) that could fall into the “premium” range however this has made me underline and bold my “create luxury line for 2016” item on my To Do List.

Oh Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey. LINDSEY, Lindsey, Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey. Oh Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey. LINDSEY, Lindsey, Lindsey. Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey,…

Of course.

Had she even seen an episode when she signed on? I am a homebody type of person myself, but I can’t relate to her at all because why the fuck did she go in the first place? Girl, bye.

It’s tragic that BurtReynoldsIsMySpiritGuide (Rebecca Rose) is no longer around to have written this Dirt Bag. She’d explode.

Yes, you’re right! Some people have bad taste - see pics above for examples.

LOL!!

This is way more than 2% cocaine. Like WAY MORE

I think he looks like Drop Dead Fred when he has the flattened face.

She is getting her bachelors and hopes to go to medical school one day.

OOF. That James kid is UNattractive. He is definitely riding the ‘cute’* accent thing to the Nth degree. He is going to age like raw chicken.

She told me today that he influenced Kanye to name the baby Saint.

We chatted earlier about Saint. The babies name was Mark’s doing.

I’m just sitting here patiently, waiting for Angel to show up.

- signed, another 30-something married person obsessed with this video (and sorta creeped out by how on the nose that first sentence was)

As another married 30-something, your opening sentence is so true I thought it was a bit creepy.

Oh my god that’s awful! I’ve never had any kind of facial but my understanding is with white people even a plain facial can leave the skin red so you’re not supposed to do it just before a big event. Maybe it’s just a temp condition that will fade after a day or two.

I wish a bitch would.