President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

I really liked the episode except that part with Grace dying. She was so brave and awesome and I hate being right about that.

You don’t have to actually believe in reincarnation to see who he is- and that should be scary enough.

That time he tried to breathe out of water:

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Honey, your youth is showing. You are missing some classic hot boyfriends here:
- Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club
- Pretty in Pink
- Eric Stoltz in Some Kind of Wonderful (HELLO!!!)
- Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing
- #1 boyfriend of the 80s - John Cusack in Say Anything. I mean how could you miss this????
- Patrick…

the big book of GOP mug shots

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

~EXCA-UUUUSE ME,~ but I’ll have you know that the Hayley Mills (child goddess) original is the ONE and ONLY good (great) (amazing) (fabulous) (exceptional) (extraordinary) “version” of The Parent Trap, and anyone who even REMOTELY enjoys that Lindsay Lohan oreos-and-peanut-butter bullShit is a tasteless heathen, I…

I’ve been excited for this show for a bit (the source comic is quite good, if slow to come out) and I like how much they’re leaning into the horror. But also, how did I miss that Richard Coyle is in the show? They got Jeff from Coupling!

THAT KISS WAS IMPROVISED. Oh do I have a fun clip for you. Julian Sands was just on Elementary, and I was looking him up to put him in context for my spouse. I came across this video, which is pure gold. https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/3721-a-room-with-a-view-helena-bonham-carter-kisses-and-tells

I just want everyone to just watch My Mad Fat Diary instead. (You can catch it on Hulu, but the original ultra ‘90s music is found in bootleg streams):

Let he who has not eaten a hamburger in a Florida sushi restaurant cast the first... hamburger, I think is how the saying goes. 

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Girl isn’t even in the top 5 of Bebe’s:

I took Monday and Tuesday off work, planning to finish TON of home improvement projects. Reality: Lolled around on my porch for five days, snacking and drinking, reading, and then catching up on GLOW at night. Not at all productive. Don’t care. It was awesome. I am the bear! I probably should have planned ahead and…