Until my dying day, I will choose to believe that Biden had something to do with the lightswitch issues.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

This really speaks to me. All of it. But for me it’s been six years without sex or even a kiss. (same amount of time single) The life celebration? YUP! I’ve thought about that a lot. That there will never be an event which all my friends will make 100% certain to attend for me. I’ve tried dating websites and found it…

Omggggg look at this:

They look very absorbent and luxurious. A fancier barricade has never been made... for me to poop on!

Pet theory: Teddy is Wyatt, and everyone is waiting for him to “come back”.

Exactly, was Bernard a real person and Ford killed him, too?

Bernard Lowe is an anagram for Arnold Weber.

Exactly, Is he so certain the board will do nothing because several of them have been replaced?

Oh absolutely. To me the question isn’t “is that a replacement Theresa” the question is “how many times has he done this?”

So the host that Ford was building in the basement is a replacement Theresa, right? I mean, there’s no other reason he’d be secretly building a host. So then how many of the other members of the board has he already replaced in the same way? And has he lured anyone else beyond the Delos Corporation out to his little…