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His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

ah-HAH. I stand corrected. White Chocolate is still an abomination against God, though.

Yep, I'd say "I don't like good things, I like shitty, horrible 'replacements' of said things that aren't even slightly related to that thing because there's no damn cocoa butter in them GODDAMMIT" is a very good dealbreaker.

If someone says on our first date, "I like white chocolate better than regular chocolate." That's a dealbreaker. Mainly because I'm assuming that they are likely a sociopath and they may or may not kill me in my sleep. Just throwin' that out there.

Wait a minute, I think we're all working by different definitions of "cheese" because I see a lot of good movies being recommended here versus a lot crap that we all know is crap and is of the "so bad it's good" variety.

Spaced (1999)

Names: Sam Tyler and Gene Hunt, Life on Mars (UK)

WAT. YES.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

It seems appropriate to repost this gem here:

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

I've been waiting almost 30 years for this!

Wherever you go, there you are...

Without a doubt: Ted Mosby. I wish this guy would just die already.

Rand Paul concluded his remarks by saying "OOOOOOOOO I HATES THAT MADDOW!!!"

Wow. It's like Lisa Simpson has come to life and is speaking to the dunderheads of Springfield. You go Madison!!

As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.

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