It seems appropriate to repost this gem here:

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

Rand Paul concluded his remarks by saying "OOOOOOOOO I HATES THAT MADDOW!!!"

Wow. It's like Lisa Simpson has come to life and is speaking to the dunderheads of Springfield. You go Madison!!

As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.

I'm

Ah, OK. Thanks. So it's all talk about something that hasn't happened yet in a hypothetical Apocalypse. Don't they know Dean and Sam Winchester will just stop the whole damn thing anyway, and we won't need to worry about dragons?

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

I'm actually incredibly heartbroken right now. I grew up in Waco and left for New York at 18. My mom still lives there. My best friends live all over Texas. Women. Men who have women they love. Women and men I've known from childhood.