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If there is any justice in this world, whoever ratted him out is now dealing with a neighbor who chooses to mow their lawn at 6am every day.

It’s only €13,000 worth of cannabis if he sells it.

That’s just like...market synergy...maaaaaaaann.

Fun fact: possession of one of those is a Federal crime because you are misusing the Department of Justice Logo.  

News at 11: Karen keeps her word returns to Starbucks, calls cops for lack of service for not wearing mask. Is cited for abuse of 911 system and not wearing mask. Last seen steaming “not fair” and kicking brick wall.

how much you want to bet her “medical exemption” will be something she downloads from the internet like this piece of shit:

Well one side is making up shit and engaging in victimhood whining and the other is the North.

One of the things that I am happy to see is that while growing up my parents were kinda racist, they have has seen the error of their ways later in life. My mom was also a diehard Catholic most of my life and they were both pretty firmly Republicans in my youth. I credit a lot of their change in heart to the fact that

Sort of like that I think there should be a sort of Trump Advent Calendar leading up till Nov.3.

There is a movement to rename various US Army bases that are currently named after Confederate generals. One of them is Fort Bragg in North Carolina. Although Braxton Bragg was such an incompetent general and lost so many battles that a joke claims the base was named after Bragg in honor of his service to the Union.

We can then move on to Pickett’s charge, one of the stupidest maneuvers in the history of warfare.

I think what we need to do is start commemorating Confederate blunders. I say we start with memorializing the Confederate submarine program that managed to kill far more Confederates then it did Union soldiers.  

Great, angry Cracker Barrel customers now can get drunk and exacerbate society’s woes further. Just what we needed.

For his deeds, Sid is rewarded in a way. He becomes the only human alive to be aware that toys are alive. This knowledge terrifies him at first, but we can presume that over time, it gives him a greater appreciation of the wonders of the world around him. When we see Sid again in Toy Story 3, he seems very content

The way I see it is that sure, groceries are getting more expensive but I am spending significantly less on eating and drinking at restaurants and bars. Our regular weekly grocery trips used to be in the low $100s and are now in the $150 to $200 range but a good portion of that is because we are eating almost all of

Now that you mention it, Trump sounds a lot like the mayor from “Jaws” in all this. Both constantly say it’s not a big deal, everything is fine and going to be better, and you can’t close the beaches/economy because it costs too much money.

This is the correct answer. When I was a kid we’d go gigging on local rivers in Missouri. Had to do it at night and use lights on the boat but when you were done you’d go to the bank and fire up the fryer. If you cut the sucker fish right the bones just dissolve in the fryer. Throw in some onions and potatoes as well.

My camping doughnut recipe is a little different.

You started with “camping is great” then proceeded to write something that could pass as fan fiction for the first season of The Terror.