Can we just say “Scott Adams is full of shit” and leave it at that? We don’t really need to the know the details about the contents of his literal shit.

The Olivia James Nancy strips are great. 

TBH, you could be sprouting Nazi propoganda here and I’d still probably star that Full English Breakfast.

Certainly helps that they relaunched Nancy two years ago with a new cartoonist taking the strip back to its Bushmiller origins rather than the saccharine Boomer take i remember from my childhood. New Nancy is amazing

Yeah. There was a point his work was so popular in the average cube farm I worked at two separate companies that had full “no Dilbert” policies - which at the time was the most “Dilbert” policy ever.

I wouldn’t feed that junk to Dogbert.

Have you never had the opposite experience, where the cashier asks a question that starts a pleasant, possibly even informative little conversation? On balance, I find these brief interactions to skew slightly positive.

He doesn’t care about your time, he cares only about your money.

My experience with self checkout is nearly the opposite of yours, apparently.

Well first off, it’s not Spanish ham. “Soy ham” is a description, not an introduction.

That’s funny, because if the lines aren’t long I always choose a cashier. I would prefer to let them do the work. This is also because when I shop it is usually the big weekly trip for my family of 4, and I hate the time you have to wait before scanning the next item in the self checkout. Lastly, and probably most…

I don’t know. It’s not like the article has this information or anything:

This is my concern. Seems as though there would be a lot of potential for invalid charges, hacked accounts. Not to mention a shoplifter’s paradise.

You’re not supposed to look at the receipt. What, are you some sort of accountant or something?

How do I dispute this claim for the $500 Spanish ham you claim I put in my cart?

Jalopnik’s Jason T called it!

Is it available in a commemorative tote bag smothered in vegetarian chile?

Sauce packets are always a nice option. I sort of hate to admit it but the ketchup packet sized picante sauces you get at McDonalds with their breakfast burritos are fantastic. I got a fancier, tastier, breakfast burrito delivered from my favorite independent deli/café just 2 days ago and it was just a smidgen dry. It…

Thanks! And thanks to the inventor of Frinkiac for allowing these memes to happen.