How hard is it to buy a box of animal crackers and a tub of frosting?

Steamed hams?

Maybe Joe Hill will fix it...

And Zits! I loved Nancy as a kid because of Jery Scott.

King Crimson was part of the Horde festival in the 90s, for some reason. My boyfriend, now husband, dropped a crowd surfing asshat. He landed on my foot, but I am tough.

Some of us live in Maine, and don’t want to give up our Sky Bars, thank you very much. I hope NECCO survives.

I don’t like Moxie, personally, but I appreciate the hair it grows on the chests of its aficionados.

BK still has french toast sticks.

Oh, Andy Capp, you wifebeating drunk.

That’s no moons!

Well, that’s no small feet.

This Mainer is very sorry you’ve experienced racism. I hate that about my state.

Yup, I saw this picture and thought “what if those were dolphins, dogs, or monkeys hanging up like that?” No octopus for me.

Newman’s Own ranch is pretty excellent.

Still safer than the “Leaving Las Vegas” challenge... that one got me about 15 minutes in.

Yup, I’ve been rebelling against my parents by being a fat f*ck for over 30 years now... sigh. Ignore the weight, encourage healthy habits by modeling them, don’t be an asshole as a parent. And stop freaking judging your adult children or they will not want to spend time with you.

Even if it weren’t a commercial, calling that “music” is a huge stretch.

Potatoes are full of vitamin C. You can get all the nutrients you need from potatoes and milk.

“But my wife says I’m hung”

That’s a knowing look. “I’m ALL purpose, you haven’t even thought of places you might put me, yet.”

Michael Pollan.