Creedence can stay in “The Big Lebowski” though, right? I fuckin’ hate the Eagles, and I hold out hope for the Creedence.

Great, now my screen has tongue marks all over it. Thanks a lot. ;)

KFC potato wedges and gravy would make for some amazing poutine, if they got a hold of the right kind of cheese.

You don’t think it can plug itself in, with that arm? Or return to its docking station like a common vacu-bot?

They need to make them look like Wall-E or Short Circuit or something.

The best thing is that this clip came out before any Jurassic Park sequel, and yet, it is still more believable than all of them...

They freaking better not, though.

I let my kid watch the Kung Fu Panda movies because I like Jack Black. I wish there were an animated Tenacious D movie...

Ginnifer Goodwin?

He, very intelligently, chose to stop with season 1 of Fuller House.

I have been watching (it’s painful), but I may have to stop. I liked the last series of episodes, because they had less Joey, Jessie, and Danny. But now Danny’s moving back in. I don’t think I can take it!

As a homeowner, I find the microwave stove hood lets you have the best of all worlds. Sucks smoke out of the kitchen, lights up the stove, and heats up leftovers. So we use our counter space for the toaster oven and the mixer.

Plunging a lobster into boiling water is hardly a drawn-out death. It takes about 30 seconds. I’ve seen swatted flies suffer longer.

The world is truly sad when a Simpson’s quote isn’t recognized in the AV Club comments.

Well, a fast food worker gets paid real minimum wage (or possibly more; e.g. Starbucks). A restaurant with waitstaff is paying the tipped minimum (slave) wage, and if the waitstaff is doing the take out work, they aren’t being paid more. In my mind, that makes a big difference in whether to tip or not.

Our local Chinese buffet is very good, and very inexpensive. So when you tip 20-25%, it’s not a huge deal.

The workers at a buffet are still waitstaff, making craptastic waitstaff wages, and I’m taking up a table (if it’s a buffet or menu scenario, the waitstaff could be making more money if I ordered from the menu),…

That would also give it the necessary Billy Joel redundancy. Genius!

So, are the options for insect killing now limited in Switzerland? Because that’s basically what lobsters are - a close relative of insects.

Unless you’re at Arby’s, then also get extra mozzarella sticks.

Spirit shoulda known better than to let Zeppelin listen to their original material? Zeppelin ripped them off, not the other way around.

The plural of reindeer is “reindeer.” No “s.” Thank you.