That your wife can drive it. Your high-maintenance 80s wife with the big sunglasses to go with her big hair.

And being a scumbag is being a scumbag. Wear a uniform when enforcing traffic law.

Why? How does their action affect YOU?

People who drop out of high school, screw up good marriages, mess up their credit, and on on can all have the same things said about them.

VWs and Audis older than 2000 are rolling shitboxes.. They break at every corner and I have the experience of an Audi 80 and a VW Passat both from the 80s..

Because hookers and blow would be a better way to invest $3500.

Well as of now I own a 94’ Ranger, 96’ Camaro, 05’ MINI Cooper S, 92’ 3000GT, 94’ Mustang, and was just gifted an awesome sauce car yesterday, a Fiero, and you bet your ass I would take them all.

Well, the Previa has an interesting design. Most of the ancillaries sit up front, under the short hood, and run off of a prop shat from the under-floor engine. To service the engine proper, you’re going to have to go down. That’s because it’s all accessed from below.

Converting a car by yourself to run on used oil is pretty cool. But I wish I could un-see that picture, it’s like the worst Borderlands 2 DLC possible.

I would buy it just to keep it out of the hands of your theoretical horrible person.

Any running car that’s not rusted to shit is worth $1k on the open market.

Seriously, all this “nerr, not a true work truck” stuff is misplaced. Who the hell cares? Expensive trucks on Jelopicnic are like gay marriage, they inspire a lot of vitriol on both sides but at the end of the day it doesn’t affect you personally one bit. If you want a bare bones work truck, get one, they’re still…

First off, the 4 speed is a Borg Warner T-10, not a Muncie. Second it is a fiddled-with C3 Corvette and not a very well done one. The interior is easy to fix as all new parts are available. The AC is a bit more difficult.

Put a Honda I-4 with a giant turbo and intercooler and one giant fart can out the back...just to piss off the squares.

I say NP. It has more issues than I would like but my plan for one of these would be to do an engine swap so if I’m already doing that a couple other items won’t kill it for me. $5,700 for the car and $8-9k worth of parts and labor will make a pretty sweet weekend cruiser for $14-15k

Man, that thing is OOGLAY

When I was shopping for a new truck, a Mazda salesman invited me to do a side-by-side comparison with any truck out there. I had the opportunity to test drive a ‘96 Ranger by myself later that week, so I drove it over to the Mazda dealership. For about $2,000 less, the Mazda had the same engine, better seats, “sport”…

Hah! Joke’s on you, I own a Saturn!

I normally keep quiet on these things in fear of being lost in the shuffle, but for once I feel compelled to speak up.

Grandma?? I didn’t know you had a computer! And you’re on Jalopnik?!