Luckily, he has his Passport to give to St. Peter. Otherwise, St. Pete might have the Impulse to banish him.

Bullshit. I bet they saw him each time. Another case of “NotMyJob-itis”

In order to properly do right by Kinja, I’ve gone ahead and fired Chris from Road & Track over these egregious and regrettable mistakes.

Mmmm, no.

You best start believing in shitty Cadillacs, Mr. George. You are in one.

No whats crazy is that the challenger is made down the fucking street and it’s cheaper for me to drive across the boarder (where it gets shipped to), buy one and bring it back then get it at my local dealer.

It is crazy to think shipping cars from a far away land are cheaper than labor in the home market.

Why do you feel sorry for the dealership? They were allegedly assholes to this customer and the will lose future business because of it.

If this is true then I feel sorry for the dealership, there are a TON of Indian folks in NJ many of whom are able to afford a Mercedes. What a dumb ass.

not useless

I almost bought a four-cylinder Genesis Coupe years ago, the first one, before they upped the power. You’re right that it seems great on paper. When you drive one, well, it’s about 70 percent of where it needed to be.

Nope. Don’t have enough fucks to give that guy.

Sorry big guy, but we’re not encouraging sharia law here. The US is not Iran or Iraq - the penalty for theft is not death. A set of wheels worth maybe $1,000? Don’t forget he was someone’s son whose life is worth more than some cast aluminum and rubber.

Surely the family will be rich after suing the dealer for not providing safe tools and work environment for performing wheel theft.

And.... Its a Hybrid... YA Honda you really know how to learn from your mistakes...

There were two dogs, teamwork duh.

How do you get an auto transmission out of park without pushing the brake pedal in?

Nothing to it.

What I take away from this is

But really, when has GM ever faced consequences for stupid past decisions and resistance to new technology?