Looking at it again, you’re right. Marla’s holding the groom so he can’t get away, while he does his best not to touch Tiffany at all. It wouldn’t be a Trump family pic if there wasn’t something ultra-creepy going on.

(Daddy needs the rent money)

Tiff, honey. You married real* money. You didn’t have to get married at Mar-a-Lago.

He isn’t actually capable of a genuine smile, or being genuinely happy for another person. So I’m guessing forcing a smile cause him to tense up so severely that it impacted his internal organs. 

I wonder how many times he said the N word, but claimed that preceding it with "sand" means it doesn't count. 

Say what you will about Grace Kelly’s bitchy, wooden acting style (yes I wanted someone else in the perfect-except-for-her Dial M for Murder) but the woman could wear a dress. Ivanka...just can’t. And what the hell are those shoes? Doesn’t she PAY people to match her shoes to her clothes? Did the reception feature a…

In most of the PEOPLE wedding pix, it’s difficult to tell if Trump is smiling, or struggling with an impacted bowel.

Her shoes were a terrible style choice. Not only are they a different style than the dress, but the dress isn’t floor length, so the eye is drawn to those tacky platforms.

Ivanka’s stripper shoes and shaggy bangs are... courageous choices.

I know that’s english but I’ve just never seen the words in that order

We never should have elevated dude in the first place. He had some success and started to refer to himself as a genius, and most of the world told him that right back.

Musk about to obliterate the 100% speedrun record for “destroy a thriving social media platform”.

And I am goddamnmotherfucking HERE for it! Burn baby, burn!

Honestly surprised we don’t have a major Musk impersonator blue check on Twitter doing stuff like tweeting pro-Taiwan remarks at official Chinese government and media accounts. Seems like that would actually hurt him more - not every government is going to know (or care) about the nuances of American parody on social…

Conservatives started their fantasies of fetus personhood as a response to abortion advocacy, not the other way around. For millennia, humans have understood that a fetus that is still gestating is nowhere near the same thing as a child that is healthy and likely to survive into adulthood. Hell, there are cultures…

You aren’t as edgy as you fantasize.  

I think the big problem with Kyrie and Kanye’s antisemitism is that they want to be seen as geniuses, and one of the things that makes someone a “genius” is that they see things other people don’t. So they start buying into these conspiracy theories and stringing these conspiracies together to show that they’re seeing…

“At one point, the film cites Henry Ford’s four-volume book, The International Jew (The first volume is subtitled The World’s Foremost Problem). A quick history lesson: The legendary automaker’s disdain for Jews was so intense that even Adolf Hitler praised him for it in Mein Kampf. Even more chilling, the documentary…

I don’t think it matters if he’s watched the “documentary” or not, but if he hasn’t watched it and doesn’t agree with it, he’s even stupider for posting it.

oh no you fucking don’t.