Ugh fuck these swings with the grooves in them. When I was 2-3, I sat on a wet one that had water inbetween the grooves. Then my preschool teacher comes up and assumes I had wet myself. Lost my damn cake for that day. The injustice still hurts.

You and half the electorate apparently, maybe we can get a do-over

Why the quotes around “scientist”? He’s an actual scientist who does actual science, and is respected by the community of people who actually respect science.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

Distribution of child porn is illegal, and not even the FBI should be doing it. Once those pictures and videos are circulating they are not going to be rounded back up.

Here’s the original

soon we will North Korean version of internet

you’re talking about the guy that doesnt have a computer

Starred by a white North Carolinian. It’s been disenfranchising seeing my state’s true nature come out. This is not the NC (or the US for that matter) that I thought I grew up in.

Black North Carolinians: Please vote tomorrow and fuck their shit up. Sincerely, White New Englander

“So by working full-time at Starbucks, and selling illegal drugs on the side, one can afford to not be homeless.”

Now, this is not meant at all to take away from your point about a living wage, given you need to factor in food, transportation, clothes, health care etc., but at age almost 40 I have never lived by myself in a one-bedroom apartment. I always had roommates before I moved in with my fiancee, now husband. I think…

on my command, unleash hell

Remember when we had 9 Supreme Court justices? Good times, taken for granted.

Drew - you are like my taller, younger brother (says a guy with 3 shorter, older sisters). I have watched you try to endear yourself to me and my friends - going on chopped, using a lot of swear words because they make you feel older and talking about your shits and your matubatory habits. Like the younger brother,…

Black president

Whatever her rhetorical and policy shortcomings, Hillary’s always been conspicuously decent in person. There hasn’t been a Republican candidate since Dole (at least; I’m not up on all his dirt) who hasn’t been a narcissist and a bully, but — weirdly — Democrats seem to manage it regularly.

There are at least two things I’m confused about. 1) What kind of pudding has child porn in it and 2) Why does this person want to see said child porn?

Our ex-neighbor used to be the “resident White House mathematician” (his words). He told me numerous times that during his time there, he happened upon Huma and Hillary “doing it” in the White House pool.