Jesus this is depressing

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

I just...I don’t know. Does she simply not understand the english language? Is that it? Does she just not comprehend what she’s saying? Or is she so tired that the words aren’t even registering in her brain, she’s simply reading shit aloud and not paying attention? I also heard her say today that over the years Donald…

For all of Skyrim’s narrative faults, it still has better love stories than Twilight.

So David S. Pumpkins is bad but this is good? You really are soooooo much better than the rest of us.

Most HOAs don’t have the capacity by law to ban modifications such as this.

Yes - “Your roof looks ugly when I fly my drone over it. I’m complaining to the HOA and I’m going to have you rip those ugly pieces of glass off.” Meanwhile mumbles, “If I can’t afford them you can’t make your electric cheaper by having them. Na-na-na-Na-na.”

Excuse me, but according to my Facebook feed this cache of emails holds the proof that will finally send her to prison. For ... something. But it’s about time!!!

Oh Jason. You can’t reasonably expect an internet commenter to read an entire article before attempting to correct it.

Can’t wait until the recording studio footage comes out. The vocals were auto-tuned by singing through a box fan.

Correction: Now is the time for Tiffany to star a “stolen” sex tape.

Don’t listen to the song!

I wonder if England would be willing to take over again.

Tiffany : Dad, can I stand with you on stage?

“Not my first choice, believe me.”

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Of course Eric’s and Donald’s scissor skills are better. Years of experience in cutting the heads, tails, and horns off of endangered African wildlife will do that to you.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I find it scary that the Republicans are willing to support a country who is attacking America, threatening to use nuclear weapons against America, and may start World War III. Are we going to have a civil war between pro-Russia conservatives and pro-America liberals? It’s disturbing that the group that claims to be…