I like the way your brain works. LOL

Well, we did do the nose…

the cackle too

And the cackle!!!!

Plus, she is Eastern European...

It’s Evol, which is an even worse name.

Oh, you sweet summer child. A lot of the ones near me have revamped to add this, but in ye olden times, most theaters I ever went to (and some still) don’t have reserved seating. Half the reason lines would wind around the block before a movie premiere was because if you didn’t get there early, you didn’t get a good…

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

I did not realize the movie was successful prior to being an “event”.

It’s basically just protein and fiber, heated as a mash, forced through a play-doh machine which causes the proteins to elongate the way gluten does in bread when you knead it, and then it’s dehydrated, flaked, and bagged.

Hey! The rest of us had to grow up with the ever-present possibility of thermonuclear destruction hanging over our heads like the Sword of Damocles. Get used to it. Right now we’re as close to going full-tilt, empty-the-silos, Bull-Moose Armageddon as we were at the very height of Reagan’s reign of terror.

Yes, that’s the site.

As another millennial, speak for your fucking self.

As a millennial…

Should tell Russia to stop launching cyber attacks against this country then. You may not want to hate Russia but you would have to decide on blissful ignorance to ignore the fact that Russia is taking steps to restart that cold war.

“What does the stuff taste like on its own?”

I know. I just tried a big spoonful of cake flour. Disgusting! The name is a total lie. It tasted nothing like cake. And don’t get me started about the time my wife served me a bowl of salt (did you know it’s actually mineral and is “harvested” using machines that use diesel engines?)

Lady, it’s way, way, way too late for that. Women are going to be looking at the dress aisle at Ross Dress For Less, pull out what turns out to be an Ivanka Trump dress, feel like they’ve licked battery acid, and move on — for years to come!

Sorry, when you use Daddy’s money and influence to build your brand, you don’t get to claim independence when people realize he’s a monster. Can’t have it both ways.

Google Maps is sorcery compared to a regular GPS.