I keep forgetting her actual name is Reality Winner. I read half the article confused as to what reality show she was on or won, then it’s like - oh yeah, that is her actual name... who does that to their kid? Especially given the irony that spending up to 63 months in jail is not winning reality at all in my book.

Source for those statistics? A lot of people still plug into big sound systems at home or parties, or like using their superior auxiliary headphones that they spent several hundred on, or don’t like the idea of having to stop and charge their headphones every few hours or being pissed that they forgot to charge the…

Oh hey someone pulling a percentage out of their asshole like its a fucking golden nugget.

And it will continue as long as it is necessary for my day to day life.

And it’s still looking like my original pixel is a more desirable phone. Gee, it’s almost like these new phones are missing something....

what, just because she agrees with prominent white supremacists and repeats their talking points and makes the same gestures they do doesn’t mean she *is* one! It’s like they say, ‘if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably just a massive coincidence so please don’t worry about your corn...’

In the countless articles about this, not one person has answered this fucking question. 

“U.S. government recently informed four migrant women that they would have to pay for DNA tests to confirm they are related to their children”

??????!!!!?????
DA FUCK?

*FUCK THESE ICEHOLES*

Did you make this account just now so that you could make multiple posts about Obama? Dude let it go, he gave you a fake number, it happens.

KID, HAVE YOU SEEN MELANIe?

Paragraphs.

I hate it when those industrial paper shredders overheat and catch on fire.

You got plenty of your own. Don’t kid yourself.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

Yep. It’s a desert.

People in the USA are being told not to eat Tide Pods. Humans over the age of 2 are willingly eating laundry detergent, in the USA, because random people on the internet said they taste good.

People would go ape shit. The thing that’s ironic is that people like pence want sharia law, they just want it without the brown people and called something else.

Maddeningly, I haven’t been able to find anything now, more than a year later, saying that Small’s whereabouts were ever established. It seems bizarre that there wasn’t at least some local news follow up on it.

That was my thought too. I would think making convincing fake plastic rice would be more expensive than growing real rice. Unless, it was just shredded scrap plastic, in which case it isn’t really fake plastic rice, but scrap plastic in rice bag.