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what, just because she agrees with prominent white supremacists and repeats their talking points and makes the same gestures they do doesn’t mean she *is* one! It’s like they say, ‘if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably just a massive coincidence so please don’t worry about your corn...’

In the countless articles about this, not one person has answered this fucking question. 

“U.S. government recently informed four migrant women that they would have to pay for DNA tests to confirm they are related to their children”

??????!!!!?????
DA FUCK?

*FUCK THESE ICEHOLES*


Melania Trump, apparently emboldened by her brief time in hiding, asserted in a statement on Sunday that separating

KID, HAVE YOU SEEN MELANIe?

You got plenty of your own. Don’t kid yourself.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

People in the USA are being told not to eat Tide Pods. Humans over the age of 2 are willingly eating laundry detergent, in the USA, because random people on the internet said they taste good.

People would go ape shit. The thing that’s ironic is that people like pence want sharia law, they just want it without the brown people and called something else.

They want to be the white-trash Republican version of the Kennedys. But without any of the actual political accomplishments.

 That was also the toast as Roy Moore’s wedding.

Nah, Pence is just back there using 99.9% of his brainpower trying to convince himself that he’s straight.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the

What part of “changing everything to stay the same” is so hard to understand?!

I got married in a burlap sac overlooking a feminist nudist collective. Our vows were a bon iver song and all guests were served a single lentil.

That made me laugh so hard. “It’s not that my opinions are garbage, it’s that women don’t know how to handle a man with opinions!” Ah yes, the rare unicorn of a man who has opinions...I don’t know if I, personally, have ever seen one in the wild!

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I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.

Trump absolutely does not know the word “apoplectic”....

Tool. Shove a pencil in my ear.

Klipsch. Shove a pencil in my ear.