I call bullshit.

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

sonic smoked a cigarette in a park, then took a nap.

Its so sad, right? They [giz] should register gawzmodo.com so that I can just keep on typing my wrong-ass shit.

That’s one-trillion, actually. Yuuuuge.

You must be new to Gizmodo and the other sister sites......

Dude, first of all, take a pill or something. Second of all, FOX News is not the mainstream or traditional media. Lastly, Gizmodo and its sister web sites are primarily entertainment sites. If they happen to pass along some real world news along the way, that’s gravy. For the most part, they’re trying to make us…

All science is voodoo science made of by liberals. Also books, math, statistics. All liberal conspiracies.

We’re getting a little bit closer everyday.

It helps to have a fucked up name like Rinse Pubis or whatever.

I am starting to think that the Republican Party doesn’t vet people all that well.

I love how a “deal breaking feature” of not-being waterproofed seemed to start EXACTLY on September 7, 2016.

Im excited about the phone. What I’m not excited about is ever visiting Gizmodo again. What the flying fuck is up with that Forbes-like advertisement? The 5 second ad that wouldn’t go away for at least 30 seconds, yup that’s the one. Hilariously that new, extra, non-functional ad will surely lead to a dramatic…

Those are the little nut candies in the gold foil, right?

What you’re doing, actually, is ignoring the entire history of science, in which some of the greatest discoveries were made in places we never thought to look for them. Sometimes performing conservation for conservation’s sake pays off in ways we don’t expect. Just because you’re too unimaginative to come up with a…

You’re obviously having some trouble getting the point.

Some jackoff is always going to crop up to say something obnoxious about this “only being one species”. Your completely nonsensical opposition to conservation isn’t occurring in a vacuum.

This reminds me of that Stephen King books where pre-teens have group sex in a sewer to save Maine or something.

Yup, they also sell them on the Google store and Best Buy. The Google Store one is completely unlocked, idk about the Best Buy one

#VideoGamesExplainedBadly :)

Inside - a fun game about going to the beach with your friends.