But I bet you click every post about Apple and get your comment in. You may not own Apple but it fucking runs your life and haunts your dreams.

You mean Meg Trump.

I have 19,446 unread emails on my GMail account dating back to... um... 2002? 2003? Who cares?

1) That’s actually 45,645.
2) Stop judging me.
3) Help.

Convinced at this point you’re entirely automated.

I guess homie. Your shoe is untied and your wife likes me in the pants region....

Don’t let the door hitcha ....

Except the Clinton Foundation is widely renowned for philanthropy all over the world, while the Trump Foundation has been proven to be a tax dodge that he uses to pay his personal legal bills. Nice try, though. First night trolling?

Yeah, but he didn’t pay attention in class the day they covered homophones, especially vise vs. vice

That’s exactly how the Free Market®™ is supposed to work. Customers die, making it less profitable, motivating Uber to improve service.

I guess the good news is that he’s also a Grammar Nazi.

Even worse at scaring bears - monkeys on bicycles

I am also sorry for using ‘you’re’ instead of ‘your’. Awkward.

i’m guessing you’re from the city? i don’t care if the dog was an Ovcharka, it wouldn’t stand a chance vs one of those grizzlies, let alone 3 of them. and if a 5000 lb truck blowing it’s horn with a dog barking in the cab doesn’t scare them away, the dog out in the open wouldn’t either. it would just be snack.

Yep, we voted and decided that he is a Canadian, we will be sending him up to you shortly. He’s your problem now.

Gosh, their hunger must really bother him. If only he knew someone who was incredibly rich and managed a charity, maybe he could find a way to get them food in a slightly more efficient manner.

“What? I did this for fun, those poor fuckers do it for survival and they aren’t very good at it ”

Lol. Yes like the praised apple when they tried to replace USB.....oh FireWire where art thou now?!?

Considering they get $4 per lightning plug sold, you really don’t think this move will make them any extra money?

The bear did get cut off.