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He put the Portman into the world, so he's already in the black. If he wants to write crappy books, dance "The Batusi" or wear Long John Silver's boxes for shoes, it's his prerogative and I fully support him in these or any other future endeavors.

I'm looking forward to the impending "Macrame-gate" over at Lifehacker.

The sentence was handed down today, they are to be CentiPaded forthwith.

That's no fun.

So someone strikes buried treasure and "didn't know what he had". The stupidity tax charged to this guy should equal whatever he realizes from the sale of the items.

Most Razer products are a tad expensive for casual gamers, but well worth the premium.

AT&T in front of FCC = /sadface

Are you kidding? The comments have been priceless! Keep 'em coming!

This guy looks like a Bohemian Grove cabana boy; a poorly payed one at that. Poor guy, hasn't been able to afford a new shirt since the last time one of his sugar daddies took him to the Tommy Hilfiger store in 1991.

Next up at Oak Ridge: Bunny Hopping Exoskeleton.

This strategy will create a nice 2+ year gap wherein mainstream PC gaming hardware should once again offer the best technical gaming experience.

Pretty funny actually. If the right wing commenters were as humorous they might be better received.

God forbid you crash land and either A. bifurcate yourself on the vertical support and/or B. self frappe on the prop.

Next stop: suing the bar owner because they didn't background check all the douchebags at the door.

+1

A confused consumer is a less powerful consumer. This was a favorite tactic of "Ma Bell" and continues to be S.O.P. in telecom today, especially on the wireless side.

They'd roll us all back to telegraphs and charge us $100.00 per msg if they could.

Not even remotely close, and it wasn't even a good try. Last time I checked there weren't any mile high 30billion dollar skyscrapers in NY or Chicago. Last time I checked we had more than one industry in the USA, and in every other reasonable country in the world too for that matter.