Women aren't allowed to drive cars in Saudi Arabia, but I guess my alleged "stereotypes" are the real problem right? Don't attempt to defend the indefensible for the sheer sake of defending something.

That's all great, but how do I get the dancing Jesus on there?

"Oh, meltdown. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus."

About as jealous as I am of the toothless hicks in the U.S. who win the lottery. Money doesn't buy class, good taste, or good judgment.

Is Kazakh tanning bed! Only need one meenute to look like the Pamela Anderson!

And here I thought the Saudi's were just a bunch of tasteless extravagant lottery winners who have never known what to do with their money other than lavish it on ridiculous and garish displays of wealth.

Don't sell your soul for a locked boot loader and metered billing on fauxG.

Please no. I'd have to hate Apple less.

Three words geezers: ADAPT OR FAIL. We will outlive you, so we win by default. Deal with it.

Where oh where to start?

Dropbox is essential, Amazon is economical, Skydrive is questionable.

I'm beta testing the 3 seashells son!

Your "Industry" puts out mostly crap and drastically overcharges for it, then goes all mafia bananas when someone like Netflix tries to provide consumers with a quality service at a fair price.

It's barely even worth my precious time to respond to such boring Luddism, but I can refute her entire argument with 3 numbers:

For those who are not familiar with the history of the telecom industry in America, just look up "Bell System". You will see why anything even approaching a monopoly or duopoly is incredibly bad for consumers.

It doesn't matter, the statement is true and the implications are dire.

Dear China,

It will get worse for you because AT&T would have less competition, thus enabling them to become even more rapacious in their actions against the consumer.

How much till I can become my own light source?