It is not known to be dangerous to humans.

Yeah but teaching a bison to use a rifle seems like a lot of work.

This is what pisses me off about Amazon. Sure you can buy all your bomb making stuff online, but it kills your local mom and pop bomb shop. That’s where you’re gonna get helpful advice about bombs making with a smile.

Yeah, your are right, Mr. Petrov deserves something better than oblivion.

A person who excercised common sense and rational thinking saved humanity. Build this guy a fucking statue.

No they’re so great. I love how it counts downs from 5, but doesn’t actually know how long 5 seconds actually is and fuck it, I’m staring at this Miller ad for 9 seconds. It’s GREAT.

Isn’t that take a bit harsh? How about “Sarasota Spring Water” instead of “Raw Sewage”?

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

While you offer an intriguing hypothesis, I’m wondering about your use of the word “certain.”

OH BOY! 30 DAYS!

holy fuck. fucking orange doc martens, adidas ankle socks and shorts. fuck off, you should never step foot on a skateboard ever again. you don’t look cool, you look like a douche in orange doc martens and spandex shorts that’s too fucking lazy to push a longboard board himself. buy some vans and a real longboard you…

Not good enough. You still have to pay the other credit services, and also whenever you need to unfreeze/refreeze in the future. This needs to be free freeze for life for all services for everyone whose data was hacked. End of story. Holding consumers financially responsible for their screw up, for a service no one…

Thank you. I’m never buying an apple product following that nonsense. For all you naysayers ready to pounce on me (puts on headphones without an adapter), sorry can’t hear you.

One year on with my iPhone 7, I still miss the headphone jack.

I blame solar warming.

Our movies are great. The best. Anything you read that says our numbers are down is just not true. The mainstream media refusing to report the facts. Our only reliable source at Fox and Friends tell me that numbers are looking great across the board, just fantastic. Believe me.

Wow. Proof of how clueless Hollywood is the industry in which it operates. Folks under 50 are streaming in vast numbers, and have come to accept/be comfortable with much smaller screen viewing, choosing convenience and immediacy over resolution and pixels.

After retreating further inland where it would be safe, it returned to the ocean.

The trees all went inside the buildings for cover. Which turned out to be a terrible idea.

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