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Normally these things seem silly to me but I am a big fan of annoying phrases or terms like this going away. Typically anybody that tells me I have a cool “man cave” is seconds away from me vomiting directly into their face. When neighborhood housewives preface any of their baked good names with “crack-xxxx” I feel

How the hell is “Ab City” not just as bad as “Abcde”?
She may as well of named her kid Hashbrowns or Fartburglar.

Looking forward to next months video from them.

“Hack your height with a ladder to get stuff from high places.”

It’s neat, but you have to be loaded to buy something like this because you will be buying it just for the lulz.

If one can afford to go out and have another human being bring you food, drinks and attentiveness, you never round down and you always tip a minimum of 20% even if you are a King.

That was fun to see how somebody else plays finally and be able to compare how I do it.
I’d like to see him play a battle though, that shit seems impossible to stay in the circle.

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Looks nifty.
Drives like garbage in the rain, snow or morning dew.

This is one of those times I wish I was rich so I could go buy that car and crush it in front of the previous owner.

I wonder if he was trying to buy 500 tickets initially but the site instantly sold out so he had to go to one of those online scalping sites and pay 4 times more than the face value and he has a limited budget for these things damnit.

It still amazes me that in this day and age nobody can invent a non-alcoholic drink that tastes like alcohol. I want a beer that tastes like beer, and a whiskey that tastes like whiskey but 90% less buzz.

Krogers take and bake pizzas are the best quality vs. value IMO.

Not really a frozen pizza by definition though so I digress.

Frozen pizzas seem unnaturally expensive to me. Fake cheese, light sauce, weird pepperoni triangles all bunched up in the corner and you want $8.99-$14.99? No thank you.

I can’t hear the word Cinnabon without hearing every single line of Louis C Ks bit on it.

Man, I love Little Ceasers. It’s like my version of a NYC slice in Ohio. Cheap and it knows it is, but who cares, it’s delicious.

I think that has been debunked, but I also feel like these fake sugars are slowly killing us and are incredibly dangerous.

It’s all very neat and would be fun to eyeball in person, but largely useless. Also, RHD.

My mother in law backed into a dumpster temporarily parked in her driveway. She has a backup camera with a cute little fluffy animal in front of it because she doesn’t understand how a backup camera works.
Much like these people and holes.

That clueless interviewer is Larry Chen. He may not know exact numbers but he sure is a skilled and respected photographer.

When I used to live in Brooklyn many moons ago people used to go outside and double park on the opposite side of the road until the street sweeper went by.
I, on the other hand, being the clever goose I was, just opted to get my car impounded since i had no idea I had to move my car since I moved from Columbus Ohio.

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The Kentucky Klondike bar is also known as the Steely Dan or an Alaskan Pipeline if I’m not mistaken.
Food for thought.

I wonder if he flat towed the truck instead of putting it on a trailer if that would be legal. I’ve definitely seen people doing a 3some tow like this before, just in not such a janky fashion.
Kudos to the driver for his ingenuity.