You know “snowballing” is a sex thing right?

I wish the phrase “deeply satisfying” would hurry up and die. I’m sure it’s on some list of “10 most effective clickbait titles”.

I get it for my fries when the drive through people allow it. Normally it seems to require a nugget purchase to get it around here.

Skip past the nasty, shaky, talk-to-the-cam stuff and the rest is really well put together. They do some very cool stuff and are quite knowledgeable.

I flat-out refuse to watch Hoonigan content

For me, the shockingly fast speed of their delivery makes up for the middle of the road sandwiches. 5 minutes tops, from the website click. They are still better than Subway IMO. 

Oh and if you aren’t getting a cookie, you are missing out on one of the best FF cookies available.

I popped in here just to say that as well.  My dad had one when I was a kid and I bought one as an adult and hammered on it for about 6 months.  They all smelled exactly the same.

I too hopped on the train a few years back and I was literally strutting around the house screaming things like:
“make me a sammich!”
“I can glue steel together!”
“Bow to ZOD!”

My step kid left to go ride his bike and my wife patted me on the head.

I’m pretty sure the pushrods are bent on this thing.

It really is genius.

Seemed cool.

That car sure is something.

I’ve made it medium rare like this article and it is hilariously good. I know very few people who will eat it this way however.

That looks like something out of GTA:V.

I want to see a standing desk for truckers.

I’ve been doing this all my life with the microwave.
My wife slams it like she saw a ghost. Every. Time.

It seems like a better idea than it tastes, if that makes sense.
I’d rather salt and sauce my food separately.  It’s too hard to try and get the right balance with flavored salt.

I made this many many moons ago with Sriracha instead of Taco Bell sauce. I still have loads of this crap and never use it.

Oh heck yeah! Back when I was REALLY poor I used to get 2 oil cans of XXX for some good old-fashioned solo drinking. From what I recall it was very hard to get up or function after I drank those.

I am going to shoot you in the fucking street.