I think it can be agreed upon that both parties handled the situation poorly.

I know this deviates from what you are trying to convey, but lately I have been taking the new Beyond Meat hamburger patties, splitting them into two and smashing them mega thin like a smashburger. This will get you the crispy edges we all want without a huge mouthful of that strange “things made into a patty that are…

I don’t see why this needed to be discussed in the car and why on EARTH you didn’t tip her appropriately no matter what the old lady did.
You had another human, bring you food and drinks and attend to your needs and you left her with one dollar. Shameshameshame.

If you have the nut or bolt most major hardware stores have the “nut/bolt” finder hung up in that section. These things are all standardized and organized. Even weird stuff is usually in those slide out parts drawers with pictures on the front.
It’s not spaceship parts, it’s just some dumb bolt.

I have A/C. The outdoor heat doth not change my diet.

I do not want to sit next to you.

How about ditching the midair snacks altogether.
I’m a grown ass man, I can go longer than one hour before needing to jam something into my dumb face.

I recall reading somewhere the only reason they dole out snacks and drinks is to keep us “busy” in the air.

Insanity.
I use the shit outta my immersion circ during the holidays. Cook everything early, let it all ride in the water until it’s time to eat and then plate it all up.
Carrots, mashed potatoes, meats all in bags makes my meals super tasty, never dry and seem like I had a team in the kitchen all while I drink a glass…

I agree. Videos like this make me want to go hide in the woods for 10-20 years.

I know there are exceptions and situations that necessitate that but when I hop from Columbus to Chicago there is no need to be jamming your face. We don’t need to eat every 2 hours.

I agree. I’ve never once seen the inside of a plane bathroom yet in my 20 years of travel.

Of course I do.

Why can’t people abstain from eating until they land? Sure, if you are jetting to France, I get it, but the people shoveling in McDonalds or some 18$ chicken wrap on a 2 hour flight always befuddle me.
No I don’t want your free snacks. We are only in the air 19 mts. We never even leveled off.

Words in an 88 year old book? Nope.
Again, it’s history. Let’s stop pretending this is just how people were back then.

“disturbed”

for the record, it’s myoglobin, not blood.

“around four or five cups of espresso”
So a mug and a half of an American style sized drip brew?  

The link that is posted above in the comments says they die, but various links on the web state a variety of other things so I’m not personally sure.

the probiotics are dead once you freeze them sooooo

Cool, but I still don’t see how this is a healthier option. It’s dairy + sugar with sugar being the unhealthy ingredient if done in high enough quantities to make either dairy product taste good.
I’m honestly not trying to be a troll, it just seems like when people say “use yogurt to make it healthy!”, it’s not.