I met a rude sponge once, it was so self-absorbed...

No one imports Excel data sheets like Gaston

Microsoft is currently testing a fun new feature that allows you to import data into Excel by taking a picture of it—preferably a data table and not, say, your cat. That won’t do anything.

Hello! Your jacket is still on my mind! Glad you got back safely, my flight got delayed another 30 minutes after we boarded the plane.

Under consideration. For real.

2 words: Pokemon

that show is flippin crazy...i happened to watch an episode once and it was NOT what i expected. if i was younger and not a reasonable adult, i’d probably love that show

Cubone, you philistines. 

Starmie I think. It’s not even my favorite, but the colors always appealed to me.

Hmmm, probably Jolteon

My boi Arcanine!

The one true Legendary Pokemon: Arcanine!

Muk

I’m totally getting Oddish. I love Oddish...

You could ask a friend to bring a Kadabra one, then trade you.

Wanna see!

I love your logic!

Haunter or Gengar, whichever one looks cooler

Oh noes. I’ve just unleashed a horrible idea upon this world. 

I enjoyed this excerpt from the upcoming book Shit My Nerd Says.