Border facilities are not SCIFs, you dumbshit.

It’s ironic you’d call that last paragraph an attack, considering it simply refers to sentiments the president has expressed multiple times. I guess saying “Trump literally said this” is a partisan statement now.

Cut yourself some slack, bud.

....strapped a professional-grade nail gun to an octocopter...

Nah, I think that was the intent all along. The ride-sharing thing is just a smokescreen.

^^ Found Elon’s Kinja account!

“We have people living in our best highways, our best streets, our best entrances to buildings, where people in those buildings pay tremendous taxes,”

Teens are just gonna go back to using flavored meth. I know I will. 

theres that good old "if I say liberty over and over I win and that's just logic" thinking at work! 

companies acting in their own best interest seeking money... is capitalism, not humanity.Humanity can choose to direct itself with more communist approach and share the wealth. Stop allowing large corporations to exist. (if gets X large, then break into smaller companies, or make government run. all proceeds go to…

It’s almost as if capitalism is the threat to humanity.

The ending is especially relevant:

Who designed that courthouse? Walt Disney?

Oh yeah. That’s the good shit. Mainline that straight into my fucking heart.

Seattle is opening up the Alaskan Way viaduct replacement tunnel this month. That’ll get Amazon corporate folks to the office on time come rain, snow, sleet or hail. Like the post office.

Plus tactile buttons that I can feel around like a horny teen with a bra clasp, & not a touch screen, which is awesome to be sure, but requires more attention than is prudent while you’re making the vehicle move.

Top in robot mode, bottom in fire truck mode. 

Is Optimus Prime a top or a bottom?

The geocentricity of people from either NYC or southern California is fucking mind numbing. They literally think they're the center of the world. Just the way they talk about their locales, name dropping cities and neighborhoods as if everyone should know what they're talking about. It's irritating.

Seattle was a company town decades before Amazon was even a thing.