They sold out of those Fauci cards so fast! I used to collect baseball cards when I was younger, so I thought about blowing some money on that kinda dumb purchase. They were gone by the time I found out, the same evening they released it.

I think this is supposed to read: “PRINCE MAYO TOURS CLINIC...” But with people working remotely, typos happen.

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

But isn’t this always the case with new consoles? Yes, its an economical packaging of the most powerful hardware available, but its also a snapshot in time that will quickly be surpassed.

I’ll answer your question in a moment, but first let me awkwardly wedge into the conversation the important fact that my CPU is liquid cooled. I’m sure you can see how this fact lends my opinions far more weight.

No joke, back when I was in high school, I wrote a report about the USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia (ex-Merrimac) battle of the ironclads and called it Ferrous Duelers Face Off.

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

I don’t know what to say to that. I’ve lived in Michigan, Georgia, Ohio, and Nevada, and visited 40 other states, and I’ve seen it everywhere. Maybe you aren’t looking hard enough. 

Is there an underlying reality here that Barb is fearful of Madi’s “values”as an Evangelical- i.e. doesn’t want her son to marry someone who potentially isn’t pro-choice, doesn’t support gay marriage, etc- and chose to not politicize this show, purposefully keeping her negative feedback very vague? Or am I giving Barb…

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

This is a bad take.

My usual shill for Chicago Motors: 3.5L twin turbo AWD Taurus.

This kind of makes me want to write a hate comment because you seem to have a lot of fun reading them so here goes:

I use mine to root for truffles.

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

I don’t get her. Probably because I’m an old. I like being an old. It keeps me from understanding stuff.  Like why kids want to dress up like highlighter markers.  Is that a drug thing?  Probably.  Bunch of little bastard dopers.  Ought to call the cops on ‘em.  Billy Elijah is a juggalo.

Don’t be mean! It needs them to cut down trees so it can build a dam!

Can Tom Brady be the chair? It’s blond and wooden and is rightfully stepped on.