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Rex Tillerson ... that name rings a bell. He was a Captain Planet villain, yeah?

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“There is a cure for covid. There is a cure for covid. It’s called hydroxychloroquine, it’s called zinc, it’s called zitromax.” - Dr. Stella Immanuel in a clip from the press conference played on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show on July 28, 2020.

They sold out of those Fauci cards so fast! I used to collect baseball cards when I was younger, so I thought about blowing some money on that kinda dumb purchase. They were gone by the time I found out, the same evening they released it.

I could see Fishoeder leaving Louise everything if anything ever happened to him.

I think this is supposed to read: “PRINCE MAYO TOURS CLINIC...” But with people working remotely, typos happen.

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

This is actually pretty predictable, surprisingly.

Everyone will be fine. Just shelter in the private booths. The formaldehyde in there will kill the virus.

But isn’t this always the case with new consoles? Yes, its an economical packaging of the most powerful hardware available, but its also a snapshot in time that will quickly be surpassed.

I’ll answer your question in a moment, but first let me awkwardly wedge into the conversation the important fact that my CPU is liquid cooled. I’m sure you can see how this fact lends my opinions far more weight.

No joke, back when I was in high school, I wrote a report about the USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia (ex-Merrimac) battle of the ironclads and called it Ferrous Duelers Face Off.

As long as you are still able to make money pimping Amazon products all is well with the world!

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see

I don’t know what to say to that. I’ve lived in Michigan, Georgia, Ohio, and Nevada, and visited 40 other states, and I’ve seen it everywhere. Maybe you aren’t looking hard enough. 

Is there an underlying reality here that Barb is fearful of Madi’s “values”as an Evangelical- i.e. doesn’t want her son to marry someone who potentially isn’t pro-choice, doesn’t support gay marriage, etc- and chose to not politicize this show, purposefully keeping her negative feedback very vague? Or am I giving Barb

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

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