is that KellyAnne Conway?

Don’t they know that Tesla owners are overwhelmingly white too?!?

You would turn yourself in, take a plea deal, then wait for Trump to tweet “a patriot in prison for defending himself? SAD!” Followed by a full pardon and a cabinet position. 

It did have a better UI than iOS and Android. 

Stop giving me the finger. I am not your boss, just some guy who has to catch the same bus on Thursday. 

I’ll show you the Todd function.

A WITCH, BURN THEM

Remember the good old days when “unfollow” wasn’t even a word?

Screens are rectangular.

You’re a shit human being. Your justifications belong on Fox News, alongside the other propagandists. Button pushers like you are the entire reason the world is the way it is. You’re a bully, and you wrap it up in intellectualism to make people with conscience and soul feel bad. Well, good for you, you’ve got the…

Forget? Hardly possible when no Deadspin mention of Carroll can have at least 37 “Carroll is a 9/11 truther” puns in the comments ...

Really — you intuited the last unproven piece of general relativity when you were a child? Wow — what did you go on to do after that? How many Nobels you got there, bro?

I don’t know if you realize this, but gas is already cheap. In fact, it’s so cheap that new drilling does not even make any good business sense. Obama is just taking advantage of the current situation.

Sorry, no trickle left. It all dried up.

Yes, all the scientists from every country around the world, including the ones who don’t get along particularly well with the USA. They’re all in on it. And no one has spoken up. In decades of ‘manipulating climate data’ there’s been not one Snowden in any nation, worldwide.

So you’re saying when they take seeds out they don’t have to simultaneously replace them with a bag of sand weighing approximately the same in order to avoid a giant rolling boulder? Booooooring.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

So that if the porn you made that one time gets leaked, you can say that’s just someone who looks like you...

More like Large Hipster Collider, amirightfolks?

Maybe it’s time to try a monarchy again?