Don’t they know that Tesla owners are overwhelmingly white too?!?

You would turn yourself in, take a plea deal, then wait for Trump to tweet “a patriot in prison for defending himself? SAD!” Followed by a full pardon and a cabinet position. 

Stop giving me the finger. I am not your boss, just some guy who has to catch the same bus on Thursday. 

Forget? Hardly possible when no Deadspin mention of Carroll can have at least 37 “Carroll is a 9/11 truther” puns in the comments ...

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

Maybe it’s time to try a monarchy again?

+1 or -1 star.

WELL HELLO GOOD FRIEND, I DIDN’T SEE YOU COME IN

WELL HELLO GOOD FRIEND, I DIDN’T SEE YOU COME IN

how to get away with broken turn signals:

no one to be trusted lives in virginia.

So evidently Mercedes did have a pickem up for the South American market back in the early 70's called the 220D based in the W114/W115 chassis.

Roger Goodell woke up on Tuesday and said to himself, "Wow... it's been several days since I did something boneheaded and incompetent that makes me look like I'm just making shit up as I go along." The rest took care of itself.

OK, total tangent - so I took a look at Takashi Kurihara, and after seeing that he played for a team called "IBM Big Blue" in the Japanese X-League (formerly the Japanese American Football League, until 1997 when they changed the name to "X League", because 1997 was X-treme), I looked up other teams in the league.…

I am not interested in seeing Cthulhu's baby pictures.

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

It should still be better than Adrian Peterson's star turn in Honey, I Whipped the Kids.