Bourgeois Merchant Marines Keep Proletariat from Reclaiming the Products of their Labor

Nice. Now how soon can I drive across the NC/SC border and buy one of these fuckers along with some Black Cats and a pecan nut log.

Several bystanders tried to stop the car when they noticed it rolling down the hill toward the pond

So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

Interesting, I had always wondered which was greater: this site’s love of Hillary or its hatred of Thiel. Now we know!

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

Hm. Not too sure what the problem is. You can absolutely source your tweets to Wikipedia, because they’re tweets, not academic papers.

I’ll stick to one of these for under $7. I’ll be halfway done cutting the hole by the time you attach that to your drill.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

the tweet isn’t just juvenile, it’s sexist and homophobic.

I never want to cheer for anyone getting hurt, and this guy may NOT be one of the douchey vapers that hang out in crowded areas vaping...

“...the [Cape Wind] project was held hostage for years by an opposition movement spearheaded by a Koch brother and backed by Mitt Romney, among other wealthy and well-connected residents of the Cape.”

Spinning is for pussies, and banned in competition.

don’t forget the Dragry:

Does it comes with sparkle plugs?

Sure it looks like a dramatic transformation, but you have to remember that the lighting’s very different, and it’s probably sucking in for the “after” shot.

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

Wrong tool for the job. Industry standard is to NEVER use a piece of equipment like a trackhoe/backhoe around a live pipeline like this. When digging around a live pipeline you use a giant pressure washer and vacuum to suck up the mud to prevent this very thing from happening.