he can’t read yet

“What rhymes with ‘on the dole’?”

I gotta be perfectly honest with you all, I think burnouts are dumb. Anti-Lag is cool though.

TIL: someone still drives an SSR.

To be fair, it doesn’t boost US employment either. It might not take someone’s job from them, but for someone on unemployment it is taking away one avenue into employment too. When people are desperate it often seems like splitting hairs distinguishing between the two as they feel like one and the same.

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

This has been a public service message from the office of No Fuckin’ Shit Sherlock.

Tonight is Game 2. Cleveland leads the series by 1 game. They won by 6. The telephone area code for Cleveland is 216. You can’t explain that!

Sub2 is how many wins the Browns will get this year.

Remember these on Pontiacs and possibly other GM cars?

Awe cheaters let me show you how much I care that you got caught.....

You still look like a dude bro in a GTO, sorry.

... Brown had told the team he had abused his wife, but Mara added, “What’s a little unclear is the extent of that.”

Windows Defender is one of the best antivirus solutions available, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

You know what we call the day when clients want us to start work while not paying the retainer?

Wow, about a 100 students out of more than 28,000 showed up. That’ll get those rich guys right where they live.

So you would encourage people to take on debt to buy shit they don’t need and can’t afford?

Unpopular opinion here... but isn’t that the choice of the consumer?

Rent-a-Center’s market is low-lifes that don’t pay. You can’t make money in that market if you are soft.

“Yesterday, a new update for Pokémon Go dropped”
No, no it didn’t.