I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

don’t forget the Dragry:

Does it comes with sparkle plugs?

Well, the other way to transport gas or oil is by train, which has had no issues, whatsoever. /s

Wrong tool for the job. Industry standard is to NEVER use a piece of equipment like a trackhoe/backhoe around a live pipeline like this. When digging around a live pipeline you use a giant pressure washer and vacuum to suck up the mud to prevent this very thing from happening.

he can’t read yet

“What rhymes with ‘on the dole’?”

I gotta be perfectly honest with you all, I think burnouts are dumb. Anti-Lag is cool though.

TIL: someone still drives an SSR.

To be fair, it doesn’t boost US employment either. It might not take someone’s job from them, but for someone on unemployment it is taking away one avenue into employment too. When people are desperate it often seems like splitting hairs distinguishing between the two as they feel like one and the same.

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

This has been a public service message from the office of No Fuckin’ Shit Sherlock.

Tonight is Game 2. Cleveland leads the series by 1 game. They won by 6. The telephone area code for Cleveland is 216. You can’t explain that!

Sub2 is how many wins the Browns will get this year.

Remember these on Pontiacs and possibly other GM cars?

Awe cheaters let me show you how much I care that you got caught.....

You still look like a dude bro in a GTO, sorry.

... Brown had told the team he had abused his wife, but Mara added, “What’s a little unclear is the extent of that.”

Windows Defender is one of the best antivirus solutions available, I don’t know what you’re talking about.