You know what we call the day when clients want us to start work while not paying the retainer?

Wow, about a 100 students out of more than 28,000 showed up. That’ll get those rich guys right where they live.

“Yesterday, a new update for Pokémon Go dropped”
No, no it didn’t.

I can’t believe I just read someone comparing the racism in this game to equal trumps platform. You are insane.you are part of the problem. You don’t see reality.

Bondo, James Bondo.

And the best part is, the kid won’t get cold while he’s trick-or-treating because he’s already inside the tauntaun.

Nonononono when you hear: “...treated to a dose of POR15 to “prevent any future corrosion.” It’s like undressing and hearing “Don’t worry about the scabs, the meds have cleared that infection right up!” Those drawers get pulled up really fast.

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

What seems to be the problem?

Huracan good. Hurricane bad.

Too much front brake bias would lock front wheels first, not lift the rear tires off the ground. Any racer can tell you that. This is a weight distribution problem only.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

It’s a neat idea, but rather than helping me catch the rare Pokemon I’d rather they help me find rare Pokemon. It’s all well and good that the next Charmander I find is easier to catch, but if all I ever see are Pidgeys and Ratattas, it’s not super helpful.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?