Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Fuck Alzheimer’s.

It’s a neat idea, but rather than helping me catch the rare Pokemon I’d rather they help me find rare Pokemon. It’s all well and good that the next Charmander I find is easier to catch, but if all I ever see are Pidgeys and Ratattas, it’s not super helpful.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

oh great, we’re rewarding truth and logic instead of sass now?

I live in Pittsburgh. First and foremost they would be driving like Jagoffs, not asshats. Second, I see them driving all over and I’ve never seen any major malfunctions other than the fact that they drive incredibly slowly. Think grandma coming home from church slow. They also have a tendency to slam on their brakes…

Well thats what happens when you program your driverless car to drive the same as the local residents. It drives like an asshat like everyone else.

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There was a trial, and he essentially talked his way into a guilty verdict and a death row conviction. The evidence was strong, he essentially confessed in interviews and showed no remorse, and he laughed at the mother of one of his victims in court. Are we supposed to retry cases until we get a not guilty verdict?

agreed... but that’s why he was sentenced to death.

Yes, where the state punishes you accordingly for your crime of murder.

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

He got all huffy.

God must be really mad at science now. Since AIDS was his punishment for homosexuals, that’s gotta be frustrating being undercut like this.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

“Nice Spider...”

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

It’s an SRT 4, none of it is that surprising, not the speed or the douche nozzle teen behind the wheel.

Wonder what they did for the brakes?

Doctors suck at fetching sticks.