When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

Morristown PD, hookah brother up!

Heavy users who gravitate towards those plans “tend to be abusive,”

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

No, Apple is going to buy McLaren because they understand each other. They are both cold, inhuman, and like white.

I get a child’s christmas morning internal sense of joy when i see a stanced car sitting at the side of the road. I’m all for various car culture, but that’s not car culture, that’s douche culture and an innocent car was forced to be apart.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Actually, this is very bad QA. Standard practice is to have a “Loser Playthrough” where you need to check off every situation in which a player can “lose” and how the game reacts. It is equally (if not more) important as playing through the game well, since it tests things which would otherwise go untested since they…

Well built car? From GM? Surely you jest.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

Does it seem strange that they had to see a leak to notice 250,000 gallons of gas that somehow didn’t make it to its destination? Didn’t they wonder where it went? If not...*google - How to tap a hose into a gas pipeline*

(Gas Prices in) The South Shall Rise Again!

Just don’t crash it on a chainlinked fence at full speed

I’ve seen these guys before:

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight

People need to understand Saleen just blinks in and out of existence at will. They’re not bound by conventional corporate finances in much the same way as electrons don’t obey Newtonian mechanics.

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

He probably just has to repair the welds on his intake manifold.