No good beer, though?

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

Holy post hoc ergo propter hoc, Batman!

The sun only comes up because the rooster crows. Everyone knows that.

Unions didn’t suddenly go away 30 years ago. True, we’ve had expansion in sectors that traditionally haven’t been unionized and contractions in industries that are, but if people truly thought they were getting their value per dollar from unions there would be no reason not to join one. Instead, you have people…

Maybe if those kids got jobs they wouldn’t be so poor.

In the long run, he probably saved his kid a lot of maintenance headaches.

I laugh because I’ve gotten the phone call “Were you drunk on eBay when I worked nights last week?”

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

As a college professor I can only speak from my experience and here it is: trigger warnings are used by students mainly as a way of getting out of work or for not having to read literature that they don’t want to. In legit cases (such as a veteran fresh from Afghanistan who didn’t want to watch a segment of Band of…

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

Except instead of making the engines better, the engineers simply design them to pass the laws. This is not the right way to do this and you’d decrease emissions by a much greater amount if you GAVE THE CONSUMER A REASON TO BUY AN ECONOMICAL CAR. Forcing the car companies to build cars that no one wants or likes is…

Kinda reminds me of a grown up version of the Gerber baby...

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

I’m not an engineer. But if dual-clutch is better than single-clutch, then triple-clutch has to be betterer than anything which clutches less.

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

When people refer to moves like this as “Orwellian” it really makes me think people need to spend more time reading books and less time playing video games.

He probably found it too exhausting.