LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Haters gonna hate, but I respect any Olympic athlete. Except those horse riding fuckers.

When you started writing this post the trucks were blue weren’t they?

In his mind, he has not done anything wrong because in his mind, football is more important than the “alleged” sexual assault and rape of non-football players. In fact, those girls should be “putting out” so that football players “can let off some steam.” Those kids are under a lot of pressure, ya know.

...who showed shades of Carl Everett...

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

Was it.... a Dodge?

No they wouldn't. Not having the legal recourse to do something about your neighbor being a dick, doesn't mean the neighbor isn't still a dick.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

This is a direct quote from their website: “Our solar roof will create enough energy to power the car.” Yes, the solar panel provides power that can be used to move the car. But this is, at the very least, deceptive wording, and, once you do the math, bullshit.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

question: if you need a Ford GT to get a new Ford GT does selling your existing Ford GT in order to pay for your new Ford GT after you get the letter saying you can buy the new Ford GT revoke your ability to purchase the new Ford GT since you are no longer in possession of the old Ford GT when you take delivery of the…

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Sue them into oblivion. I’m so sick of cheaters in online games. The world would be better off without these people.

You’ve pissed off both the horse people and the arrow people. Ask Custer what happens next.

for some perspective on the size...

It’s an airport in Turkey. I think they’re a little touchy about cars left alone near crowded places in that part of the world.

Spoiler alert.

So basically BMW just created/paid for the first Model 3 ads. Brilliant!