and Keanu completely flippers out.

I think it’s too easy to gloss over the actual world-building that The Matrix did. There’s a reason we were all enthralled by that movie, and it wasn’t the Holy Shit Quotient of the action scenes. I know it’s trendy to hate on it now, but there was some great character and world-building in the first.

I have been afraid of/in love with Fairuza Balk my entire life. There’s NO ONE that can beat her Nancy. NO ONE. Between this and the Jem trailer, my childhood is so fucked right now. I’m going to go home and watch Return to Oz just to feel better/scare the shit out of myself.

OMG, I so badly wanted to be part of a witchy, goth, girl-gang.

I wanted to BE Fairuza Balk’s character SO BAD.

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

This was the pet he looked at first.

I grew up a couple of parishes north of where you visited, and graduated college from Lafayette. We’d run down to the coast all the time to go fishing. And you’re spot-on, it’s not a coastline like most people imagine where you drive up/down PCH the whole time. The bayous and rivers running north to south turn the…

You know how Prince just glides into a room, says like 10 words, glides back out and then everyone loves him? Madonna should try more of that. Fewer words, Madge. Fewer words.

oh hai Jezebel. I just want you to know that i love Lisa so much and i did not hiiiit her i did nauuuuught...so how's your sex life?

All I picture is:

Her greatest skill, the ability to redefine her image over the years, has also been her downfall - she is becoming a parody of herself who nobody takes seriously. I just hope she was taking notes when Annie Lennox, 5 years her senior, upstaged her horrible carnival act with class and raw talent.

"Perhaps most unrealistically, its male protagonist is a 27-year-old man living in Seattle who wears ironed shirts, cleans his room, and has his shit together."

Team Cat Headquarters here,

If you think we'll be satiated by elaborate playgrounds you are sorely mistaken. Don't conflate our temporary amusement with a lack of resolve.